Monday, 30 July 2012

- Heard by accident [commented on purpose]

- Porto is awesome!

[Couldn’t agree more.]

- Everything’s increasing: temperatures, prices, taxes... only salaries stay the same.

[It’s tragic to witness the decrease of a population’s purchasing power but it’s it equally tragic to realise that a population isn´t able to make the best out of what’s available?]

- Today’s a good day for pickpocketing.

[This is totally not what I had in mind with making the best out of what’s available.]

- In my experience, men find it difficult to understand why sisters stop talking to each other. Why is that?

[Asks a woman to another woman. Wouldn’t it be smarter to address this question to a man who doesn’t understand it? But then again the priority here is not to obtain answers...]

- If you mind your own business, you’ll already be doing enough!

[Spot on! The thing is that it´s not as much fun.]

- Those women have no shame! It would seem that any man is good enough for them!

[Says a woman to a man. Spoken like an arrogant frigid but, hey, why judge, right?]

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